You can always rely on the Daily Express to dug up a faintly amusing, non-sensational article on even a slow news day.

Page 9 features an article on Nazi plans to plant exploding chocolate bars as sabotage. We shouldn't be that surprised, the Special Operations Executive used all kinds of odd explosives, such as coal bombs to bugger the railways. Still this seems an unusually vicious weapon, even for Nazi Germany. Kids eat choclate.