I have a love/hate relationship with Xmas. Even as an atheist, I do acknowledge that we need some excuse for a party, but then Xmas in my family often resembled a Eastenders special. Nobody died, but it generally sucked. (Until recently, anyway.)

I've been toying with the idea of an "Anti-Christmas" for sometime, the thoeretical inverse to the solar festival. Thanks to Phil for his input on this.

Food
Starter: Summer Fruits
Main: Tofu Salad
Dessert: Yogurt

Entertainment
Movies: Bad Santa, Die Hard, and the Nightmare before Christmas
Music: Satanic verse and the Spice Girls

Decoration
Black Lighting

Presents
Stolen from an orphanage.

I'm not going to do this, but what do you think?